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1. M-am dus cu my angel-eyed friend la examen. Intrăm împreună în chioşcul 2×3m² arondat tradiţional la poalele oricărei instituţii academice, eu după gaufres, ea – din solidaritate. În timp ce plătesc, îmi spune ceva, dar eu sunt atentă mai mult la bani şi zic că da. Termin, scot nasul din portofel şi n-o mai văd lângă mine. Ies, n-o găsesc afară, mă uit prin jur, compilez că e frig şi-mi imaginez că s-a dus în facultate. Mă duc după ea, mirându-mă de cât de repede prind ugg-şii ei suta, de n-o mai văd nici măcar în zare. Ajung, nici urmă de pradă, scot telefonul şi-o sun.

Bineînţeles, o uitasem în magazin, la juma’ de metru de mine. Ah, şi cică ea m-a sunat, nu eu pe ea. Go figure.

2. Merg din Bucureştii Noi la Carrefour-ul din Militari, pe Centură. Noapte, faruri murdare şi non-xenon, drumuri remodelate de îngheţ, iau un gropan. Trag pe dreapta, bag avarii, constat că n-am capac la roata din dreapta faţă. Închid motorul şi mă duc la plimbare noaptea, pe Centură, -12°C, în fustă, hanorac şi claxoane de tiruri, înarmată cu blitz-ul de la telefonul mobil, să caut Capacul. După vreo 10-15 minute (timpul trece ciudat când îngheţi şi eşti literalmente o căprioară în faţa unui şir nesfârşit de faruri), renunţ şi mă întorc la maşină. Unde, minune divină şi nesperată, găsesc capacul. În portbagaj.

Şi mă opresc aici, că scriu la fel de haotic ca maimuţa aia de-ar putea tasta Hamlet într-un timp infinit, plus că nu vreau să vadă lumina www-ului povestea cu dresurile negre.

A – Available: depinde cine întreabă

B – Best Friend: best friendS

C – Crush: n/a

D – Dad’s Name: gh

E – Easiest Person To Talk To: depends on my mood

F – Favorite Band: none

G – Gummy Bears Or Worms: bears

H – Hometown: Bucureşti

I – Instrument: wordz

J – Job: getting things done

K – Kids: maybe

L – Longest Car Ride: Bucureşti-Arad

M – Milk Flavor: plain

N – Number Of Siblings: 0

O – One Wish: doesn’t sharing it equal fail?

P – Phobias: nu cred că am, da’ nu apreciez deloc spaţiile strâmte pe verticală în care trebuie să stau culcată: sicrie, rmn-uri, you name it.

Q – Favorite Quote: The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

R – Reason To Smile: dogs

S – Song You Last Heard: Spike – Tango

T – Time You Woke Up: 9 am

U – Unknown Fact About Me: nothing. I’m like an open book. only closed.

V – Vegetable: aubergines

W – Worst Habits: prohohooocrastination

X – X-Rays You’ve Had: măseluţa de minte, coloană, lăbuţ inferior stâng

Y – Your Favorite Food: none

2. Maybe I should… nah, I shouldn’t. Or should I?

3. I love… me. It says so on my t-shirt, it must be true.

4. People would say that I’m… nice. And we all know that most of the time people don’t know what they’re saying.

5. I don’t understand why people… can’t think like I do.

6. When I wake up in the morning… you can make me promise almost everything in exchange for one more hour of sleep.

7. I lost my mind… nevah.

8. Life is full of… stuff.

9. My past is… kinda uninteresting.

10. I get annoyed… when people don’t understand things.

11. Parties are… erm… fun?

12. I wish… for the best and prepare for the worst. Cliché, but true.

13. Dogs… <3

14. Cats… only if they’re kittens.

15. Tomorrow… is another day?

16. I have low tolerance for… pretty much everything that doesn’t happen like I want it to.

17. If I had a million dollars… I’d buy stuff.

18. I’m totally terrified… of nothing.

19. My significant other… isn’t.

20. My life… should change asap.

Tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?

the usual: hormones, pheromones, serotonin, dopamine, norepinephrine…

What on your body is hurting or bothering you?

a bruise on my right knee

What was your last thought before going to bed last night?

Ihopeiwontforgettotakemygymclothesishouldrechargemyphone comeonsleepyouhavetowakeupinafewhours!!

What are you listening to?

Florence + The Machine – Halo

What’s something you’re not looking forward to?

exams

Where do you think your best friend is right now?

right here on Earth

Have you kissed anybody in the last 5 days?

no

Sex on the first date?

the real challenge is to make me talk sense and not act&feel like I have bi-xenon headlights directed to my nose

Kiss on the first date?

3rd grade question, anybody?!

Is there one person you want to be with right now?

no

Are you seriously happy with where you are in life?

no

Is there something you would like to say to someone?

oho

What are three things you did today?

wasted potential, went to the gym, drooled over someone

Would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?

have them over

What is your favorite kind of gum?

sweet mint

Are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?

yes. and I rly mean friends, not just say-hello-if-we-meet- by-chance

What is on your wrists right now?

nothing

Do you hate when people call you when you’re sleeping?

I always set my phone on silent when I intend to sleep.

Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?

not really

Who’s the biggest slut you know?

I don’t

Does anyone have strong feelings for you?

yes

Are you slowly drifting away from someone?

always

Have you ever wasted your time on someone?

no

Can you do the alphabet in sign language?

no

How long have you had MySpace?

a few years, but never use it, I don’t even remember my log in data

How have you felt today?

sleepy

You receive $60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

I’d just put it in my account and spend it like any other money

What is wrong with you right now?

I’m constantly bored & tired

Is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?

I have the uncanny ability of becoming at some point disappointed in virtually anyone

Would you rather have Starbucks or Jamba Juice right now?

Starbucks, with purrty Christmas packaging

Why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?

because I’m a well-trained puppy

How late did you stay up last night and why?

12

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

yesterday

What were you doing an hour ago?

walking home

What are you looking forward to in the next month?

nothing

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?

1/2. ok… 2/3?

Are you wearing jeans right now?

t-shirt & knickers

Are you a patient person?

only when I’m trying to prove smth, most of the times to myself

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?

yes

Favorite color?

green

Are you missing someone?

yes

Did you have a dream last night?

I probably did

If someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?

I’m not exactly in a cuddle-me mood

Do you love anyone who is not related to you?

yes

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?

probably

Do you like meeting new people?

rarely

Are you afraid of falling in love?

no

Ever liked someone older than you?

I don’t think I ever liked someone younger than me

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

Yes. On one occasion the word “bâldâbâcoşi” was used, as in “poţi să faci bâldâbâc în ei”

Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

only every single day

Mie îmi place să ştiu lucruri. Să le înţeleg, să mi le explic, să le stăpânesc. Pentru că e foarte tare. Eşti in control, ai dreptate, anticipezi, nu te prinde nimic cu garda în cui, n-ai surprize neplăcute. Dar weltanschauungu’ ăsta merge doar dacă e altoit cu momente de magie. Pe care nu le înţelegi, nu poţi & nu vrei să ţi le explici şi ar fi păcat să le stăpâneşti. Filmele de animaţie, mirosul puilor de câine, suprizele de la ouăle Kinder, primele flori de cireş şi ultimele brânduşe de toamnă, tahicardia de vulturi în stomac (nu ştiu la voi cum e, cu fluturaşi and such, da’ eu am fuckin’ aripi de vultur), crema de zahăr ars, dimineţile de Crăciun.

Sunt tare tare obosită psihic. Nu ştiu ce să fac şi cum să-mi trimit mintea în vacanţă înainte să-mi sară siguranţa şi să-mi omor senină toţi colegii cu mânuţele astea două. Am din ce în ce mai puţină răbdare şi parcă sunt mai înconjurată ca oricând de oameni nervoşi, agresivi şi plini de ură. Goez awayz plz.

Ziceam de oboseală la cap. Azi mi s-a făcut poftă de orez cu lapte şi m-am hotărât să-mi fac când ajung acasă. Lapte ştiam că am, zahăr la fel, orez… Oare eu am cumpărat orez vreodată? În ce se ambalează orezul? Parcă nu în hârtie, ca făina, grişul, zahărul etc., da’ parcă tot în zona aia e la übermarket. La borcan sigur nu e… Cum se ambalează, frate, orezul?!

Şi-a mai durat vreo câteva zeci de secunde până mi-am adus aminte.